Ringers Rants
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I went Port Vale football Sunday so I books a Justpark. The car parks at the back of the away end on a health centre 12-6pm ideal. So we gets there and parks up at the front of this big health centre and sees cameras everywhere so we're thinking vehicle reg cameras all done n dusted. We nips in the health centre just to use the toilet when my son asks at the reception Are we ok there ? She said No No You need to go round the back and speak to 2 officials in Viz. We walks round and there they are hidden round the corner. The only sign that was there was Away Visitor's Coaches We then gave the guy my reg who then logs it on tablet an…
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I don't mind local builder having a radio on when working but today there was 3 lads working in next doors garden with banging fookin donk nonsense music full blast. This wasn't for an hour or two all fooking day so after 5 hours of this music I went round and asked them to turn it down a bit. They did I'd say one notch and proceeded for another 2 hours with nonsense none entity drivel shite music ripping my ear drums apart. I can't even call it music just a pile of shite I could write on my keyboard by falling on it I'm hoping they've done because if they've not I will be bringing down my EV's from the loft along with the 1000watt mixer amp and they can li…
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Dog shit, fookin sick of walking up the paths on the estate dodging dog shit, I've never known so much. Then there's some rental proprties yellow net curtain up job with a tiny garden riddled in dog shit were the owners undone front door, dogs crapped in the front garden, shut door. The other day I'm driving onto the estate there's a guy with a dog just coming out the shit position big turd smack bang on the path. He was just about walk off I shouted, "I hope your picking that up?" He said broken English big black African guy "I have no bags I will go home come back" I said, "If your taking your dog for a walk, you should have b…
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So I enjoy a beer or cider at the weekend say Sat night bit er football or boxing and I always have a bag of pistachio shelled nuts at hand Over the past month or so I've noticed that half the shells have no fuckin nut inside and worse this lost nut isn't even loose in the bag at the bottom. I counted last time and out of a bag I had roughly 40 nuts with hijacked shells. I reckon that before this they would bag the loose nut in the bag but now they've removed them and they must get used say for crushed sprinkles or something. At first I thought it was a one off from Aldi but I tried Asda's and it was not far off the same loads of fully opened shells…
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Now I'm not going down the path of politics illegals all that shite but here's one I got told. Wife's m8 has worked on a big UK airline cabin crew for years. She was given the job of been on a flight were their deporting illegals. She watched them sign for (most refused or X) for their £2k pre loaded card. Then once the flight landed the crew still have to follow protocol by standing at the plane doors thanking everyone. They all got off saying thank you and most in broken English said "Thank you seen you again, we come back for more money soon hehehe" But what's the worrying bit They will They can simply fly back in and claim asylum…
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I dropped into Home Bargains the other day as my local superstore Tesco stopped selling garden stuff about a month ago. I was after some lawn feed and some strong weed killer but getting hold of the stuff without driving to half a dozen stores is unreal. Anyway, I goes into Home Bargains, quick nosey, couldn't see any so I asked a shop worker who said it's all been removed from the shelves as it's seasonal. I said it's summer surely that's the season plants and weeds grow. She said try the 3 isle there might be reduction stuff if your lucky. So I gets to isle 3 and what am I faced with ? FOOKIN 50FT OF FOOKIN CHRISTMAS DECARATIONS!!! Kids have onl…
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It's been nearly a month since I last moaned so I feel I've done well but here goes;- Up till last week I hadn't seen one fruit fly then like a biblical holocaust of locust the fookers laid siege in my kitchen. A few of wife's m8 said the same thing they all appeared around the same time. So like Baldric I had a cunning plan, cider vinegar drop of fairy. Little did I know these fruit flies of mone had come equipt and prepared. They had silicone slip on boots to aid them to gently walk along the edge of the dish lid stopping only only to snigger. Not one fooker took the death dive. An hour past and I thought, there should be at least 4 or 5 stuck to my…
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About 11pm daughter says Your car alarm keeps going off. So I locks unlocks it. 2 mins later it's off again. Changed battery in fob, Checks all the windows doors make sure nothing moving like dashcam fell Again it goes off, and kept going off So I'm then at the stage of Google and thinking flat battery or a drain somewhere or a faulty alarm sensor. I then decides take it for a spin try put some charge in or possibly blow some air on say damp electrics I sits in the car In gear Then the biggest fuckin moth I have ever seen fuckin flies up from fuck knows were and wacks me straight in the fuckin forehead, I shit bul…
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fooking fuming, I booked the car in for its MOT at F1autocentres not far from me (had a deal on), booking made online on the 1st May MOT + aircon re-gas. I booked it for 8:30am first appointment today 12th June so the wife's got car this afternoon as shes recently had a knee op and still in recovery mode so she needs it badly. I turns up the guy says It was yesterday m8 I says 1 min and I shows him the email clearly 12th June Thurs 8:30am He said I'm not sure how as we don't have a tester in on Thursdays never have done, Thursdays are blocked out on our system for MOTs, I says online isn't. He then says I tried ringing you yesterday cause you didn't turn up b…
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So the other year I took out insurance with Urban Jungle through a search engine then let it renew the year after because it was pennies different. Now I don't normally keep tabs on the banking ins n outs Mrs Ringers normally does that. So March it's due up (well thought it was) and I searches and found a similar building contents £8 a month cheaper so I thought cancel go with the new one. I tried logging in to Urban Jungle says forgot password, rest password,no reset lands. I then tries ringing, no one answering, so with only a day to go I cancels via an email leaving all my details urban jungle account and clearly states I do not want to renew. I the…
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Firstly I'm no tight coont when it comes to going out but yesterday, after the football me and a few m8's went for a few. Now I try to stick to one or two of the same drinks kinda helps with the bad head. First pub £5:50 San Miguel Second pub £4:50 3rd pub (get this) £7:50 Now I'm no tight arse but that is taking the urine. Then theres a pub small run down job selling it for £3:95 so from the dearest that's a £3:55 difference Put that on a round of 4 I paid £14:20 more than another guy. I went Liverpool few months back me and 2 m8's and I paid £27 for 3 Peroni draught and it was dog piss shit. It's getting to the point were a…
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Sunday gone the main road was closed near me so me & Mrs Ringers got in the garden, few beers cider till teatime. We couldn't be arsed cooking so we order a chicken, & chicken and doner from the local. Now before folk start off "You eating that shit !!" yes and have done for donkeys so we orders, hour later it comes Fook me ! Fook me in about last night's warm ups, chicken was dryer than Gandhi's flip flop and rock hard. Kebab meat the same, dry, hard, chips like 3" masonry nails and salad going brown. We rang them up had a rant not much joy bar an apology and discount next time to which I replied there won't be a next time. Now bare…
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Up the road from me, self explanatory:-
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Simple rant thread, no explanation needed, no discussion invited, just people who should be on some sort of register, and only one allowed per post. It's a risk and might be a bad idea but we can always delete it after finding out people who are absolute menaces to society. I'll start it off with anyone who has ever used or said the phrase "liebor".
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So the new council tax bill arrives and there's a leaflet in it were it mentions:- Wavelength A charity that provides free SIM cards with free data via Vodafone for all the refugees mainly Ukrainian but it doesn't disregard other nationalities. After reading up on this it then says the charity is to provide SIM cards and data to some of the 200,000 Ukraine refugees in the UK. So we've let in 200,000 Ukrainian refugees when the vast majority of Ukraine are not affected by the war with Russia Google Callum Bowl and watch some of his older videos (some are funny) when he visits Ukraine and goes on the lash with locals only a few miles away fro…
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Why why why would you go out and celebrate Paddy's Day when your English born & bred ?. Now I know it's an excuse join the Monday club but wearing daft f##kin green hats and beards and shit !!. My grandma was full Irish but I'm about as close to been Irish as I am to been Bangladeshi. I've just got a picture sent to me from a couple of fellas sat with green t shirts on, green hat and leprechaun false beards all with a pint and Happy Paddy's Day message all in Liverpool. I hope they all f##kin choke or sh*t their pants off a bad pint in the train home. I wonder how many come with me for my yearly pint on the 23rd April. Anyone who's…
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