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It's Ringers m8 I would have been spotted using my phone while driving and fined

you should have pulled your phone out and took a picture, in most area's its an offence

Dog shit, fookin sick of walking up the paths on the estate dodging dog shit, I've never known so much. Then there's some rental proprties yellow net curtain up job with a tiny garden riddled in dog shit were the owners undone front door, dogs crapped in the front garden, shut door. The other day I'm driving onto the estate there's a guy with a dog just coming out the shit position big turd smack bang on the path. He was just about walk off I shouted, "I hope your picking that up?" He said broken English big black African guy "I have no bags I will go home come back" I said, "If your taking your dog for a walk, you should have bags on you pal, first thing you should think of or do you do it all the time ?" That triggered him into a volley of abuse calling me every name under the sun and a nosey fcuk He fcuked off left it there and when I drove past later that night it was still there. 1) if your not prepared to pick up after your dog you shouldn't have one. I don't know what it is of late but the paths near me theres a dog shit every 5 yards It's like playing fookin twister coming back from the shop on foot. And when you bladdered I'll guarantee you'll hit one

They still have them, pistachio and cashews in my local Lidl

Not for me thanks https://youtu.be/3VD08b043sc?si=-xL7c28eo_apgA4l

"The fun is in the chase" The fun is in opening them along with shelled peanuts. I have mastered the one handed pistachio opening technique using my thumb nail. My wife secretly watched me the other night as I ripped through a bag in no time while operating the remote and phone with the other, its highly impressive. i can only imagine wherever these pistachios are processed and bagged they have had to employ an extra person just to bag up all the loose nuts there's that many fookin missing !!

Don't know if they still do them but Lidl used to do a loose range of these where you used the little scoop to fill your bag. I used to go well overboard lol. But we don't have a local store now so haven't been in 3 years lol.

So I enjoy a beer or cider at the weekend say Sat night bit er football or boxing and I always have a bag of pistachio shelled nuts at hand Over the past month or so I've noticed that half the shells have no fuckin nut inside and worse this lost nut isn't even loose in the bag at the bottom. I counted last time and out of a bag I had roughly 40 nuts with hijacked shells. I reckon that before this they would bag the loose nut in the bag but now they've removed them and they must get used say for crushed sprinkles or something. At first I thought it was a one off from Aldi but I tried Asda's and it was not far off the same loads of fully opened shells no nut. I reckon they purposely over cook so the widen and the nut falls out. If I wanted a bag of shells I'd asked for them. Telling ya, everyone's ripping us from every angle. There's that much going on no one cares no more

Agreed, this is dangerous territory at the mo 😒

Right let's nip this one in the bud I was mearly pointing out what went on on a flight .... This could lead us all debating politics. Yes I understand there's a means to an end but let's not

Starmer just calls everyone racist if they have a hard stance on illegal immigration Starmers government have allowed un-vetted migrants into this country as the Tories did to freely walk our streets even though a danger to woman and children.

I am no fan of Starmer but I am assuming you have a source to back up this comment? Jack from spoons doesn't count as a source btw

Starmer has Farage in his head so basically Starmer is saying if you do not allow pedophiles or rapists in as a consequence of unvetted migration your a racist.

There's lots of documented cases were asylum seekers went home last Xmas for holidays especially Albanians who then flew back in. How? fuck knows but there's a loop hole everywhere. But the woman I know who works for the airline said their like animals. She's far from racist or anything she's probably more left than right always forgiving but this first hand experience has pushed her the other way. It's only when you come face to face with it. There's a house at then end our our street just been rented. A black African family have moved in. Within 3-4 months the frontage fencing garden is a shit hole. I'd say there's at least 6-8 in there. 2 x 71 plate Honda Civics on the drive no curtains up and grass and weeds 3ft tall fence panels blown out. I got told they've all come here and have something to do with this born again Christian evangelical church up the road. They had a barbeque all on them from the church must have been 100+ left their shit everywhere and I mean everywher bang in the middle of two football pitches Sat/Sun play on. Honestly I keep saying, I feel sorry for my lot. If it was a gang of locals doing it you could bollock um but black from the church you'd get arrested

You think this is ineptitude or red tape ? They are here by design...

It does not work like that these people can come back with another sob story and it has to be checked which never will be. They then accept cash for removal again rinse and repeat.

I have no idea of what the deportation process is but surely every one of them has been fingerprinted and photographed. If they attempt to re-enter the country or, more likely, are then found to be back here thanks to the free-pay card we've just give them to buy a seat back on the next boat, then lock them up and immediately deport. No review, no appeals. Just fuck them back off. I read yesterday of an Afghan who won asylum only to go back there on holiday. Fuck me, if that's not an immediate revoke and deport, then you can understand people's need to protest etc etc. That being said, there remains the humanitarian in me that supports genuine asylum seekers who do wish to earn a right to live here and seeing right-wing activists riling protests in the name of nationalism or patriotism gets me going to the opposite reason. Those genuines have left some shit holes of places facing god knows what horrors. It's just that they're probably in a minority of immigrants being tarnished with the brush of those coming here intent to steal living. I genuinely feel torn between sympathy for those who flee for a safe and better life, and the need to shoot invaders who have no intention of putting into the country*. *None of the above is meant to inflame or incite any kind of violence.

When governments put fake asylum seekers first the country is broken. 95% on the boats are here just for the house and benefits. Who then can bring in all close family once they get the right to stay which nearly all do as no background checks can be carried out. Europe is rife with crime and immigration is the main cause. Look at the UK sexual offenders immigrant who use the excuse i did not know i could not sexually abuse a 14 year old. This 12month probation for a Muslim man who attacked someone with a knife for burning a fantasy story book he believes in!! . Yet a British woman got over 2years for a few hurty words on Facebook. These sort of things are causing hate. Taxes about to go up under Labour again and they will ruin this country before the next election they know they will not win.

Now I'm not going down the path of politics illegals all that shite but here's one I got told. Wife's m8 has worked on a big UK airline cabin crew for years. She was given the job of been on a flight were their deporting illegals. She watched them sign for (most refused or X) for their £2k pre loaded card. Then once the flight landed the crew still have to follow protocol by standing at the plane doors thanking everyone. They all got off saying thank you and most in broken English said "Thank you seen you again, we come back for more money soon hehehe" But what's the worrying bit They will They can simply fly back in and claim asylum saying they were attacked when they got home most claiming it's because their gay. What a broken messed up fuck up of a country we have. I honestly feel sorry for my 3 going up in this multi cultural shit hole

So in Sainsburys........... for the last month they have been promoting and selling hot cross buns. Well really??? Por ol Jesus hasn't even been born yet!!!

Honestly it drives me insane. I use to put up loads of decs at the beginning of December just for my kids but that's ended thank God. There's a woman on TikTok who's fully decorated the house already, lights, reindeers snowman the lot then sits there all night in a live chat wrapping fookin presents with Christmas songs blasting out. That for me is mental illness and if I were her neighbor they'd be getting cut

Home Bargains at WestOne near me has all the usual Halloween stuff that you would expect at this time of year, BUT, the display for Xmas stuff far outweighs it. I know they claim it helps people spread the cost of Christmas by allowing them to buy presents a little earlier but personally I think it just takes the piss.

One of my sites has already starting to get chocolate for next Easter and Christmas. Unbelievable Jeff.

Never mind mate another couple of months and it will be hot X bun time and Easter eggs 😄