goldringers Posted June 26, 2025 Share Posted June 26, 2025 (edited) About 11pm daughter says Your car alarm keeps going off. So I locks unlocks it. 2 mins later it's off again. Changed battery in fob, Checks all the windows doors make sure nothing moving like dashcam fell Again it goes off, and kept going off So I'm then at the stage of Google and thinking flat battery or a drain somewhere or a faulty alarm sensor. I then decides take it for a spin try put some charge in or possibly blow some air on say damp electrics I sits in the car In gear Then the biggest fuckin moth I have ever seen fuckin flies up from fuck knows were and wacks me straight in the fuckin forehead, I shit bullets and farted. This fucker was the size of my phone no joke and it hurt when it hit me. At first I thought it was a small bird or a bat. You can imagine the size of this moth to set the car alarm off. No doubt wife and daughter found it hilarious watching me on the CCTV on the wife's phone me in my shorts stall car then me fall onto the tarmac trying to get away from this fuckin Airbus 380 Honestly I want on my gravestone WHO'D WANT BE ME ? Edited June 26, 2025 by goldringers 1 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundzero Posted June 27, 2025 Share Posted June 27, 2025 You should be in the Guiness Book of Records as the "Unluckiest Man on the Planet" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morph Posted June 27, 2025 Share Posted June 27, 2025 13 hours ago, goldringers said: About 11pm daughter says Your car alarm keeps going off. So I locks unlocks it. 2 mins later it's off again. Changed battery in fob, Checks all the windows doors make sure nothing moving like dashcam fell Again it goes off, and kept going off So I'm then at the stage of Google and thinking flat battery or a drain somewhere or a faulty alarm sensor. I then decides take it for a spin try put some charge in or possibly blow some air on say damp electrics I sits in the car In gear Then the biggest fuckin moth I have ever seen fuckin flies up from fuck knows were and wacks me straight in the fuckin forehead, I shit bullets and farted. This fucker was the size of my phone no joke and it hurt when it hit me. At first I thought it was a small bird or a bat. You can imagine the size of this moth to set the car alarm off. No doubt wife and daughter found it hilarious watching me on the CCTV on the wife's phone me in my shorts stall car then me fall onto the tarmac trying to get away from this fuckin Airbus 380 Honestly I want on my gravestone WHO'D WANT BE ME ? Hmm I reckon you must of opened your wallet with your recent car bills 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldringers Posted June 27, 2025 Author Share Posted June 27, 2025 11 hours ago, Groundzero said: You should be in the Guiness Book of Records as the "Unluckiest Man on the Planet" A m8 once said: I've that much bad luck it's only a matter of time before I win the lottery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CareComputers Posted July 3, 2025 Share Posted July 3, 2025 Sounds like you've punched a gypsy carrying several mirrors ffs ! 🤣 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldringers Posted July 3, 2025 Author Share Posted July 3, 2025 Honestly this fooker was huge, even me daughter from the upstairs window could see it flapping around while I'm in full Hong Kong Phooey mode chopping fresh air while she's just pissing herself in laughter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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