Dog sh*t

[goldringers]

Dog shit, fookin sick of walking up the paths on the estate dodging dog shit, I've never known so much.

Then there's some rental proprties yellow net curtain up job with a tiny garden riddled in dog shit were the owners undone front door, dogs crapped in the front garden, shut door.

The other day I'm driving onto the estate there's a guy with a dog just coming out the shit position big turd smack bang on the path.

He was just about walk off I shouted, "I hope your picking that up?"

 

He said broken English big black African guy

"I have no bags I will go home come back"

 

I said, "If your taking your dog for a walk, you should have bags on you pal, first thing you should think of or do you do it all the time ?"

That triggered him into a volley of abuse calling me every name under the sun and a nosey fcuk

He fcuked off left it there and when I drove past later that night it was still there.

1) if your not prepared to pick up after your dog you shouldn't have one. I don't know what it is of late but the paths near me theres a dog shit every 5 yards

 It's like playing fookin twister coming back from the shop on foot. And when you bladdered I'll guarantee you'll hit one

 

[mard]

you should have pulled your phone out and took a picture, in most area's its an offence

[goldringers]

3 hours ago, mard said:

you should have pulled your phone out and took a picture, in most area's its an offence

It's Ringers m8

I would have been spotted using my phone while driving and fined 

[goldringers]

So back in the subject of dog shit. A m8 who lives facing me has a young couple next door to him, no kids but 4 biggish dogs.

You never ever see them walking them in 18 months not once. So my m8s suddenly had rats. He set up traps behind his shed and so far in two weeks he's had 6 big fookers.

He's never been plagued with them, then he noticed a slat in the fence missing so he could see into this guy's garden, literally dog shit galore. 

There must have been 50+ just left there. I said tell him but my m8s soft as fook, anything keep peace.

A few days later, he looked again, the dog shit had gone at first he thought, sound, then he looked at the side of the fence there was at least a 100 doggie bags full.

Now I know rats eat it, they eat the undigested bits especially when it's cold and food is scarce. I said don't put up with it m8.

Now both the couple seems to be working through the day and these dogs never stop fuckin barking. It's to the point it's 7:30am till 5. 

I'm not too bad I can't hear much but my m8 said it's driving him insane. He's semi retired Mon-Weds but he contemplating going back to 5 just to get away.

This guy just looks like one angry fooker, he stares and snarls so if he drives past me say doing the lawn I just stare back till he turns the corner.

But as for the shit and rats?, I said I can't help you, you need to get hold of the Landlord and environmental health and report it to the dog warden don't let his cruelty ruin your life